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Church Billboard Messages

These are all clever and many are funny, but keep in mind as you enjoy them that they all contain some truth, maybe even a little that you need to hear...
  1. Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em
  2. A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
  3. A family altar can alter a family.
  4. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
  5. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift!
  6. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
  7. Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is Awake.
  8. Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
  9. Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
  10. Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
  11. Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there.
  12. For all you do, His blood's for you!
  13. Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  14. Give God what's right, not what's left!
  15. Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
  16. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
  17. God doesn't want shares of your life; He wants controlling interest!
  18. God grades on the cross, not the curve.
  19. God loves everyone, but probably prefers fruits of the spirit over religious nuts!
  20. God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage
  21. Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
  22. He who angers you, controls you!
  23. He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
  24. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
  25. If God is your Co-pilot - Swap seats!
  26. In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma, but DO NOT let him be the PERIOD!
  27. Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
  28. Man's way leads to a hopeless end! God's way leads to an endless hope!
  29. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
  30. Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
  31. Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
  32. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
  33. Pray is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school)
  34. Prayer -Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!
  35. Read The Bible...It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
  36. The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
  37. The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
  38. This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"
  39. To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
  40. Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!
  41. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
  42. Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
  43. We don't change the message, the message changes us.
  44. We set the sail; God makes the wind.
  45. We're too blessed to be depressed.
  46. When God ordains, He sustains.
  47. Wisdom has two parts 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.
  48. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives are developed.
  49. God answers "Knee Mail"

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